The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
The Legend of Zelda main shields (1986-2013)
Many of these shields appear in different games, with various designs. I picked the main ones (almost all of them, except some from minigames or non-cannon games) with designs from different games. Credit of some of the artitstic representations used here (mainly the ones from 2D games or games without artbooks) belong to BLUEamnesiac.